Sexy links and photos, courtesy the tubes.

literotica.com

inmontreal2 — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 23:53:15 +0000

Despite what this blog may lead you to believe, I am the intellectual type. I just like staring at hot ta-tas, that’s all. Apart from that, I’m the sensitive, literary type, and I like nothing better than a plot, characters, intrigue and climax Enter Literotica.

First, it isn’t a paid site. Second, it contains some of the most high-quality collections of erotic writing you’ll ever come across on the web. I do like it when sites are smart enough to realise that different people have different, umm, needs, and tailor themselves to suit a wide variety of clientele. Litty has links for new stories published on the site, as well as Story Series for the longer arcs and Top Stories if you like to crowd-source your darkest fantasies. Other than that, the main categories are anal, BDSM, celebrities, chain stories, erotic couplings, erotic horror, exhibitionist and voyeur, fetish, first time (mmm!), gay, group sex, how-to, humour and satire, illustrated, incest/taboo (think teachers), interracial, lesbian, letters and transcripts, mature, mind control, non-consent/reluctance, non-human (what?), novels and novellas, reviews and essays, romance, sci-fi & fantasy, toys and masturbation, transsexuals and crossdressers, and wives.

I particularly appreciate text with audio, which includes clips of the authors moaning and sighing their way through stories. Some of them are so-so, but a few can really turn you on with their perfect, suggestive timing and emphasis. The ear is definitely a sexual organ (but… no… ew!).

There are also chain stories (where authors collaborate) and interactive stories. Erotic poems complete the ensemble, with small sections for non-English erotica, and non-erotic stories and poems.

tube8.com

inmontreal2 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:44:44 +0000

No, no, no need to pay. None of the sites recommended on this blog will ever be anything you need to pay for. As the ancient Greeks, I swear on my well-beloved testicles and make testimony (see the etymology, buddy?) of that fact.

Today’s site is Tube8, that stole my heart with its straightforward interface, meticulous categorisation, and most importantly, comments. Registration is free and does not need a credit card number/phone number/dental records. Categories include amateur, anal, Asian, blowjob, ebony, erotic, fetish (some pretty far-out ones here), gay, hardcore (and here), Latina, lesbian, mature, shemale, strip (woo hoo!), and teen.

Hover your mouse over any of the thumbnails, and it displays stills from the vid, like the most enthralling PowerPoint presentation you’ll ever see.

As with this video (‘My MOM Again’, if anyone’s interested), all videos have comments under them, most of them far more helpful or friendly than anything on YouTube, for example. That’s what really sets this site apart. It’s the next best thing to discussing your darkest fetishes and sharing your favourite porn with your Facebook friends (now there’s an app idea….)

Oh and, did I mention every video can be downloaded for future pleasure? Yep. Here comes a sticky keyboard….

myfreepaysite.com

inmontreal2 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:52:03 +0000

Most porn sites are completely disrespectful of a college student’s budget, and urge the payment of several shiny coins which are otherwise called upon for laundry and nachos. This porn site, however, delivers the value of a fully-fledged paysite without the need for credit, debit, or cash.

http://www.myfreepaysite.com

Free as in beer, my friends, free as in beer. Get the membership and log in. You’re greeted by a simple welcome screen, like a cute waitress in a bunny dress receiving you into an upscale party with rooms in the back.

Don’t bother with the webcams. I tried and couldn’t get them to work. If I wanted the same jerky movements over and over from my naked chicks, I’d use VirtuaGirl. Hanyways, on to shaved pastures.

As opposed to most free sites, this one is actually updated quite regularly. Ignore the ladies to your right. They’re always from your city, young, horny, and looking specifically for you. Pfft. Also, you don’t need penis-enlarging pills. Certainly not mail-ordered ones with dodgy ingredients that are more likely to shrink your spleen and turn your heart strawberry-flavoured.

Let’s look at a few carefully selected links (i.e., the ones that don’t go around in circles until you’ve lost your hard-on.)

Flash Video Theatre. Needs Flash (ooh, genius!) Is updated regularly. The only complain one might have is the lack of gay videos. Or a complain one might have had, if the thing weren’t completely free. The heterosexual offerings range from A for All Girl to T for Tranny. Okay, that last one’s kind of on the no-man’s land between homo and straight, but no man ever turned down a girl with some extra parts. At least, I didn’t. Popular videos are shown right at the top, so you know what the crowd likes. Which is kind of, umm, never mind….

Plug-In Feeds. My favourite. If there were asexual revolutionaries with torches burning through every porn site on the Web and only one could to be saved, this would have to be it. Plug-In is always updated regularly, but that’s not its main charm. It’s got storylines! In porn! And reasonable-length ones! In fact, everything is arranged by storyline and they include such interesting ones as Couple Fucks Teens, Moms Seduce Teens, Spring Break Sex Hookup, and Back Seat Suck and Fuck. You don’t want to miss these. Ever.

Its [sic] Your Porn. Forgive your local grammar Nazi, who has it in his heart to admit that what this section lacks in apostrophes it makes up for in sheer diversity and creativity (as this industry goes) in content. There’s shemale and gay content right at the end, and sections in the middle include facials, jilling, handjobs, casting couches, dildos, blowjobs, teens, secretaries, hypnotism, Brazilians, masked, anal, veggies, tickling, foot jobs, public nudity, amateurs, orgies, swallowing, and unusual insertions. If you have tastes besides this exhaustive (and exhausting) list, I sure would love to hear what they are.

HD Porn TV. Okay, this site has promise. Which is another way of saying it doesn’t amount to very much right now. It’s not that the content isn’t high quality, it’s just that the options are limited and the libraries are small. Still, if you have a large screen/projector/private cinema screen and like your pink bits very pink, this is a good site for some high-definition shenanigans. Positive – all movies are full-length. Not that you’ll last.